It's not often that a man can have two important women in his life — besides his wife. But then again, president Barack Obama is not an ordinary man. He is a man whose narcissism is so overwhelming that he can't imagine how genuinely creepy — and utterly dishonest — these two women make him appear. Who are these women? Only one has a name: Julia. The other woman? Let's call her exactly who she is: Ms. Composite Girlfriend (CG).
