Capital ‘B’ Blimey!
Now that President Donald Trump’s gone and Angry Baby Blimp’s air’s been let out, the British media and pot-banging protesters can go back to bobbing soggy crumpets in Sunday teacups.
The big news today? ‘The Royal family ‘snub’ Trump: Prince Charles and Prince William “forced” the Queen to meet the US president alone after they refused to take part in his four-day-tour of Britain’.