We should all brace ourselves for the coming unveiling of the Frankenstein that has morphed out of what is clearly now Robert Mueller's 'Collusion-gate.' Approaching $20 million and two years in the making, the ongoing and now deafening drum roll for that debut is ever-fluctuating between "... what now?" and "Enough already!" The occasional estimated arrival announcements of this shuck have worn everybody out. In its completely stupid and desperate beginning, a cocky Barack stepped up to the microphone and relegated Hillary's loss entirely to Russian interference. The cat that jumped out of the bag he'd opened looked around and was visibly wondering what was expected of him. Because there just ain't no such animal as 'Russian collusion'.