Ellie Kemper’s Bizarre Self-Denunciation

Hollywood actress and Stockholm syndrome sufferer Ellie Kemper made headlines recently when she issued a desperate, groveling apology for attending a debutante ball when she was 19 that was hosted by an organization that abolished its whites-only membership policy a year before she was born. Seriously. That's it. She apologized for that. Vicious left-wing attacks on the already left-leaning and apparently hyper-sensitive entertainer caused her to pull a Patty Hearst and embrace the woke mob that has taken her hostage. Kemper, like Hearst, comes from a wealthy and influential family. She has acknowledged she "had a very privileged, nice, warm childhood."