Even Woke Billionaires Get the Blues Over Political Correctness

Do Even Billionaires Get the Blues? Are they secretly sick of pretending to be holier than Mao? We now have proof Bill Gates became tired of his properly Feminist wife and sought a respite. Astonishingly, Gate's muse was billionaire-whisperer Jeffrey Epstein, world famous pedophile. Gates met Epstein, and was enveloped in his guy-friendly clan, including Bill Clinton, UK Royalty and Victoria's Secret Les Wexner. In nighttime calls, Gates sought wisdom from Epstein on how to "dump a toxic relationship," gratefully offering a billion dollar charity as a thank-you. Why? An uncharitable guess: Gates was so sick of his wife's Leftist Feminism, he ran away to Epstein's man cave, to recharge his masculinity.