GANGSTA NEWS NETWORK

CNN's case of Trump Derangement Syndrome has become so monstrously acute the network is now hunting down and extorting those who mock it online. And if there is one thing mendacious, entitled, left-wing journalists hate, it's being ridiculed in public. So the network, whose anti-Trump stories outdo even the Soviet echo chamber that is MSNBC, threatened to "dox" the mocker. "Doxing" is putting a person's private information such as a home address, telephone number, or Social Security Number online for the world to see. This, the latest in a long line of CNN intrigues, began Sunday when President Trump tweeted a modified 10-year-old video of his guest-star appearance at a wrestling match. What apparently earned CNN's ire was the fact that its corporate logo was superimposed over the face of the person Trump is shown pretending to rough up. After Trump finishes with "CNN," a graphic for a made-up "FNN: Fraud News Network" is conspicuously displayed.