Demonstration in Hamburg, Germany; credit: Reuters.
To begin with, the title is not a typo. Furthermore, any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
As you may have read, there is a new type of virulence afflicting the world, particularly in Europe, i.e. the "Gretafication Syndrome."
It has yet to find a foothold in the Americas and, perhaps never will (that would be just fine with me). If you or your offspring have yet to be affected, count yourself lucky and watch for any signs of an outbreak. The following is an abbreviated primer of the critical conditions:
