Headshrinkers inundated with Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferers

-- BombThrowers: We’ve heard about the unethical, unhinged psychiatrists and psychologists who diagnose President Donald Trump as a crazy person. Well, now psychoanalysts’ offices are being flooded with bed-wetting, paranoid left-wingers who stay up at night expecting to be dragged away by the Trump Death Squads. These patients complain about panic attacks, insomnia, and an inability to concentrate all because Trump-is-Hitler-or-something. Psychologist Arlene Drake in West Los Angeles is a Trump Derangement Syndrome therapist and sufferer. “Drake was trained not to reveal her personal beliefs,” according to the Los Angeles Times, “but now will agree with clients if they say they don’t support Trump.” “If this were just another session, if this weren’t such a big thing, if this weren’t so evil, I wouldn’t,” said the quackish headshrinker. “But I have to stand for what I stand for and that does cross over into politics.”