Earlier this year the Presumptive President of America and First Citizen of the World, Barack the Magnificent lectured Americans on how embarrassing it was that they only spoke English. To paraphrase The Presumptive President: “When Europeans come here, they speak many languages, but we go over there and we [dumb Americans] can only say ‘Merci beau coup’.” And, “Instead of worrying about whether immigrants who come here learn English, you should make sure your child learns Spanish.” When Hussein the Learned lectured us on how narrow-minded we were and how the country was simply not urbane like our European counterparts, I, for one, felt ashamed. I am certain all of us did.
