In Other News, Pennsylvania Health Department Issues Safety Tips for COVID-Free Orgies

As hospitals across America have continued to experience surges in numbers of COVID cases, we’ve been told everything from how our kids should trick-or-treat, to how many people we should limit at our Thanksgiving dinners — preferably eaten outside — and, as bobble-headed Dr. Fauci now says, “we’re probably not gonna be able to do Christmas,” the Pennsylvania Department of Health has issued yet another set of guidelines: Preferred COVID Orgy Regulations. The Pennsylvania Secretary of Health, Dr. Rachel Levine (formerly: ”Richard”), who in October urged Pennsylvanians to ”download the COVID Alert PA so you can get a notification if you’ve been in close contact with someone who later tests positive for #COVID19, or anonymously notify other residents if you test positive,” apparently believes that orgies — which her department refers to as “large gatherings where you might end up having sex” — are good to go. -- More...