Lamp Champ powers your stuff while Budweiser lights up your hockey games

Budweiser is bringing new meaning to the term "light beer," while LampChamp is bringing new flexibility to your travelling power needs. Somewhat. Which to tackle first, a convenient item for those toiling on the road, or a fun fan thing for hockey nuts? My wife and my mother would undoubtedly admonish me to get the work done first, so I'll start with a couple of quick impressions of the LampChamp. Then we can relax over a tall cool one! LampChamp, according to its maker's blurb, "turns any lamp into a USB charging station for multiple electronic devices." That's a bald faced lie - or, to be fair, maybe just a bit of excessively zealous marketing hype - because the first lamp with which I tried it had to be disassembled partially before I could get the LampChamp seated in it. And doesn't that just figure?