-- SATIRE --
This is a closed-door session. Five Senators were called away on other important business. So it’s Just Senator Thorazine and I here today. Nevertheless, we’ll proceed. Our first witness is lead FBI agent, Robert Fish Expedition. Sir, please explain why you went to Mr. Trump’s estate that night.
Well, Senator, you see, a few of the boys and I were out late. We’d had a few drinks, and on our way home we got lost. Finally, we saw lights in the distance and drove toward them. Turned out that was Mar-a-Lago.
