Let us Teach Clueless Liberal Hollywood Stars How to Read Again

I blame the Russians for blackmailing the PriceWaterhouse accountant and forcing him to give the wrong envelope to Warren Beatty, who was then clearly drugged by the Commies to award the Oscar for Best Actor to Donald Trump. Okay, I obviously meant how Beatty/Dunaway originally screwed up by awarding Best Picture to “La La Land” and then had to reverse themselves and re-award the Oscar to the producers of the film “Moonlight.” Of course, any thinking person, looking at an envelope which says Best Actress and a card which says Emma Stone wins best actress, would say, hold it, I have the wrong envelope and card for Best Film. But both Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway, both great actors in their prime (“ Bonnie and Clyde”, “Shampoo”, “Reds”, “Chinatown,” “Network”) failed to properly read a simple envelope and simple card, thus producing the most embarrassing moment and one of the worst moments in Oscar award’s history.