Maggie Hassan (D-NH), Jaw Cramps, Granite in the Brains Department, Out of State Interns

What can I say? Absolutely nothing. But I tried, and so did all of my friends. We all called Senator Hassan's offices to register our disgust with the activity of her sainted out of state college coed female intern's telling the President of the United States: "F**k You!" Such class hurled across the crowd in the Capitol rotunda. But, as a wag was quick to point out, she's a doggone millennial! And so she is. But she "works" for a US Senator! And that US Senator also "works" for us! But it ain't summer camp in the White Mountains or even the Poconos. More on that a bit later.