Mark Zuckerberg:
According to reliable "fact checkers," you are a fraudulent, spiteful, deceitful, vindictive, greedy, self-serving, power-hungry, bigoted, anti-American, Marxist, Socialist, Communist dictator.
Consider the foregoing to be a compliment as my Mother taught me at an early age that no matter how bad a person is, always try to find something nice to say about them. So there--I just conveyed a whole bunch of nice things about you. But someday, contrary to my Mom's good-natured advice, I will let you know what American "fact checkers" really think of you.
For now, this is to expound upon your oppressive and tyrannical Fakebook conglomerate that has wrongfully, deceitfully, dishonestly, and un-Americanly denied me and others of our independent, First Amendment Right to Freedom of Speech by maliciously monitoring, censoring, suppressing, restricting, controlling, and blocking individual access to exercise our God-given Rights to freely and publicly post our personal thoughts and opinions.