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Hill Ill? Only in the warped minds of the vast right-wing “conspiracy cukes,” after Clinton Passes the Pickle Jar Test

Of Pillows, Pantsuits and Pickles


Persistent, nagging rumors of Hillary Clinton’s physical ability to hold the office of U.S. President were permanently put to rest this week after she appeared on a late night television talk show. Until she appeared with Jimmy Kimmel, Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton seemed to be in a “pickle” regarding rumors of her physical fitness. Yes, the pun is unapologetically intended. To assuage the fears of the public, or at least those who rely on such late night talk shows for all of the important news of the day, the pantsuited-sans-pillowed Clinton passed the newest medical test approved by ObamaCare: the dreaded pickle jar test. Exhibiting her herculean strength while exposing her acute gravitas deficiency, “H” passed this most sophisticated medical test with flying colors, and flying colored balloons. Case closed, at least as far as the most moronic among us are concerned.
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