Knowing that all I had to do was live long enough to one day have this opportunity to put my 4-years of Latin to good use, I present to you: Axiomata Sive Leges Motus, which is one of Isaac Newton's laws of motion: "To every action there is always an equal and opposite re-action;" but, equally important in today's lesson plan is, "The forces of two bodies on each other are always equal and are directed in opposite directions."