Our Colonist Forefathers Did NOT Steal America, After All

As July 4^th celebrations explode across USA, sad reports emerge claiming patriotism is on the wane down to 38%. But of course it is. Because mindless sheep toiling in the dark recesses of mommy's basement, all the way to brightly lit liberal studios across our spacious skies attack every element of America's past, present and future, without regard for truth.

While it may seem a grassroots response to America's dark history, yet it's a fake story. A phantasm of the vast monster with the thousand heads – Marxism, exerting its deathless power. From below are released toxic and poisonous fumes of the devil's hot breath, billowing as he smiles broadly. Things haven't looked this good to Lucifer since before the Reformation.