In a quiet corner booth Iranian born Senior Adviser (SA) to the Dear Leader (DL) is offering counsel.
SA: Your speech about making college education more affordable was brilliant Dear Leader. The students have no idea the reason for the skyrocketing costs are due to making loans available so the Universities can charge more and enrich our comrade professors leaving the infidels deep in debt.
DL: Thank You Comrade Jarrett; I am brilliant.
