In a quiet corner booth Iranian born Senior Adviser (SA) to the Dear Leader (DL) is offering counsel.
SA: Your speech about making college education more affordable was brilliant Dear Leader. The students have no idea the reason for the skyrocketing costs are due to making loans available so the Universities can charge more and enrich our comrade professors leaving the infidels deep in debt.
DL: Thank You Comrade Jarrett; I am brilliant.
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SA: Dear Leader how much were your college loans and how long did you have to struggle to repay them?
DL: What student loans Comrade, I received special treatment. HaHaa.
SA: Dear leader, now you have the gullible students bowing at your feet over your magnificent teleprompter reading have you thought if anymore needs to be done to quiet the investigations of the phony scandals, like Benghazi, The IRS, amnesty by fiat, changing Obamacare and the NSA?
DL: Yes Comrade, I thought about them over the last 5 holes, giving thought about each phony scandal one hole of my thoughts.
SA: Dear Leader, did you come to any conclusions on how to get the infidels minds off the phony scandals and stop investigating?
DL: Yes Comrade, I have concocted the perfect plan to silence the investigations about the phony scandals.
SA: Oh Dear leader, I am so excited! Please tell me now; what ingenious plan did you come up with to silence the investigations of the phony scandals?
DL: We will bomb Syria. I wonder if there is a War prize to Match my Peace Prize?