REPUBLICAN TRAITORS CONVENTION

Some factions with the Republican Party are doing their best to hand over the keys to the White House to the irretrievably corrupt pathological liar Hillary Clinton because they dislike presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump. This suicidal gesture will help Barack Obama complete his fundamental transmogrification of America. The movement is being led by high-profile Republicans like two-time loser Mitt Romney and unsuccessful California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman who have proved over the years that they understand so little about electoral politics that they would have no business directing a two-car funeral procession. Whitman, by the way, trashed Trump over the weekend comparing him to dead fascists and suggested the Islamofascist-enabling Bungler of Benghazi would be a better choice to lead America. An informal poll taken by attendees suggested the meeting was evenly split among Trump and Clinton supporters.