Wimpy liberals are violently opposed to the use of Enhanced Interrogation Techniques unless practiced on members of the Bush administration. The thought of putting a caterpillar in a cell with a barbarian who would gladly saw our heads off shocks the liberal conscience. The left deems waterboarding to be a vile form of torture, despite the fact that millions of us waterboard ourselves every morning with a Neti pot and some SinuCleanse®.
