Let us pray. Thank God for giving us Donald J. Trump at our nation’s darkest hour. Please keep him safe. And, together, as if hand-in-hand, we pray, Praise the Lord, but, just in case, pass the ammunition. Laus Deo. Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum, Amen.
Tell a lie often enough it will become the truth, except when it doesn’t. Or better yet, cheat and steal as many fraudulent mail-in ballots as you need to win that is, except when you’re trying to cheat a seasoned New York street fighter like President Donald John Trump. Never bet against The Donald. Never!
And, if you would, allow me to repeat a previous headline: