The Great Undecider Takes Another Road Trip

"ROAD TRIP!" shouted the excited voice of Barack Obama as he yelled into the telephone. Veteran reporter and Chief of the International Bureau of Stoos Views' media conglomerate Hugh Betcha, had to hold the ear piece of the phone away from his ear as he heard the news. "What?" the reporter asked. "Road trip! We are heading out this week to the Far East. Want to hang out?" the President asked his friend and confidante. This was not the first time Hugh had been asked to accompany Obama on a boondoggle. Hugh, the most trusted name in the media, who moves with equal ease about both sides of the aisle in Congress and has access to political figures that would make Chris ("Tingle Down My Leg When Obama Speaks") Mathews blush with envy, was quick to accept.