Are you ready to evolve?
As Fox News reports, once man (and woman, I presume) have become settled on Mars, evolution to super-mutant Marslings (or similar) is inevitable.
This must be great news for NASA's invitees to "... Fly Aboard Next Mars Rover." Your "name plate" Boarding Pass has already been preprinted, with the departure date a little over a year from now. You might want to start packing soon. You even get Frequent Flyer points, just for signing up. So far, some 1.5 million "flyers" have signed up.