We’ve often heard a minister ask, “Mary MacTavish, do you take John MacDuff to be your lawful husband, to love and cherish, till death do you part?” But in 2014, hasn’t life become more complicated for such a lifetime vow? Shouldn’t Mary ask John, “Do you toss your dirty socks on the floor?” Or, “What is your risk of obesity?” She might demand “Before we go roaming in the gloaming, send me a copy of your sperm count and what you wear underneath your kilt.”
