Legitimate birth certificates: Perhaps instead war room maintenance staff can send anyone asking back to the nursery and that expert on national security, Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh’s birth certificate more authentic than Obama’s
It was Richard Danzig, Navy Secretary under President Bill Clinton, now touted as National Security Adviser in an Obama White House, who told the Centre for New American Security: "Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security."
Now Winnie the Pooh seems to have something that Barack Obama doesn't: a legitimate birth certificate. Winnie's birth certificate was signed by its creator A.A. Milne. See Winnie's birth certificate here.