I get it. You’re sitting there, nervously twiddling your thumbs, and you’re worrying. I want you to know that I understand your concerns. I know you’re scared, and I know what you’re thinking: “Will our American democracy survive the presidency of
Donald Trump? Will it? Oh, woe is me, if only Al Gore would reassure us!”
Don’t try to deny it. That’s exactly what you were thinking. Only the deep dulcet tones of Al Gore’s soothing Mayberry baritone can assuage your fears.