Avoid Heartburn and Heartache by Passing on Drudge

To avoid acid reflux, don’t go to the Drudge Report until some of the pharmacies and Walmarts in your home town restock their antacids, all but impossible to find during the play out of Covid-19. Drudge headlines on this day take the whole proverbial cake: ‘Trump Wanted to Rip Open Shirt to Reveal Superman When He Left Walter Reed’. He didn’t but Drudge super imposed a picture of the President wearing a Superman t-shirt anyway:

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“President Donald Trump, who contracted the coronavirus earlier this month, floated an idea to surprise observers by ripping open his button-down shirt to reveal a Superman t-shirt underneath, according to a New York Times report published Saturday. (Business Insider, Oct. 10, 20)

“Trump made several calls during his stay at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center last week, in which he proposed the idea of first appearing physically weak to observers, people familiar with the matter reportedly said. Upon leaving the hospital, he would rip open his dress shirt to reveal a shirt with the famous Superman logo, according to The Times.”

Unnamed “people familiar with the matter” are in keeping with the Fake News “anonymous sources”, but what the heck! The main Drudge headline blares that Donald Superman Trump has only a 14% chance of winning the election! Never mind that at this time in the 2016 race, Hillary Clinton had a 90% chance to leave what really against all odds became Superman back in the dust. If that’s not enough to get you calling around to relatives and friends to see if they can spare a few Tums from their hoarded supply, take a gander at the 1st headline, second column over on today’s Drudge: ‘The Taliban Endorses Donald!’ “President Trump's reelection bid received a vote of support Friday from an entity most in his party would reject: the Taliban. (CBS, Oct. 11, 2020)

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‘News’ will be getting more salacious and crazier every day between now and November 3rd

“Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told CBS News in a phone interview, "We believe that Trump is going to win the upcoming election because he has proved himself a politician who accomplished all the major promises he had made to American people, although he might have missed some small things, but did accomplish the bigger promises, so it is possible that the U.S. people who experienced deceptions in the past will once again trust Trump for his decisive actions."

The news of the day has been purely fictional ever since former MI6 British spy Christopher Steele got away with the widely debunked ‘Golden Shower story in his dirty dossier. Next we’ll be reading stories headlined ‘Trump Eats Babies’. Wait a minute CBS has already run a story that Donald got to be Superman by being treated with medicine made from fetal tissue at the highly respected Walter Reed Medical Center. We can take it as guaranteed that the ‘News’ will be getting more salacious and crazier every day between now and November 3rd. While Fake News is throwing more stink bombs the president’s way, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is working to get rid of Trump by applying the 25th Amendment on the basis he’s not mentally equipped to serve as president. Some claim that Pelosi is not really going to inflict the 25th on Trump, but is making way for the removal of the allegedly dementia plagued Joe Biden for Kamala Harris—a political move she thinks she’ll get away with.

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And Pelosi calls Trump crackers!

And Pelosi calls Trump crackers! Meanwhile, Democrats are in the same rickety boat sailing toward the biggest lie of them all: Trump as the Election Day loser—a lie put into action by their insistence to keep counting votes into oblivion—right up to Inauguration Day when Pelosi can take over as Interim President waiting for giggling President Harris. So far, that Ship of Fools seems well on its way. Meanwhile, put God First even though acid reflux sours your stomach. You will be forgiven by family and friends for sussing out all sources for available antacid. In the interests of finding peace in the valley, ignore what you see on Drudge and its apparently MIA, spooky Matt Drudge and surrogates by going directly to veteran-run Whatfinger which is, mercifully gaining on them by day.

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