Tune in tonight at 8:00pm on just about any channel you turn to, as Frankie, played by Barack Obama, hits the beach and explains to America how he’s going to take his boot off of Eric Von Zipper’s neck and plant it on his backside.
Von Zipper, played by British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward, has been a genuine pain in Frankie’s bottom since a cork popped off one of his oil cash machines in the Gulf of Mexico almost sixty days ago spilling millions of gallons of oil by the white sands of America’s Gulf coast – threatening to spoil every beach party of the summer.
While Von Zipper promised to “Plug the damn hole,” Frankie and Dee Dee, played by Janet Napolitano, along with Bonehead, played by Eric Holder, are quickly losing patience and are vowing to rake Von Zipper and his entire Rat Pack, played by BP’s Board of Directors, over the environmentally unfriendly coals.
But Frankie and Bonehead have a secret plan make sure beach party pooper Von Zipper not only meets his promise to clean up and pay for the whole mess, but also becomes the scapegoat for ridding the Gulf of oilrigs forever as well as a political spring board to promote the cap and trade bill.
In the meantime, come party with Frankie, Dee Dee, Bonehead and the whole gang back at the perpetual White House beach party, listening to the Hondells, played by the Obama Cabinet, and dancing the night away until the wee hours of the morning - while everyone who actually lives and works on the Gulf coast suffers the consequences of Von Zipper’s “Big spill.”
See you at 8 – don’t be late!
Beach Blanket Bingo Sing along everyone!
Barack Blanket Bingo
Barack Blanket Bingo
Barack Blanket Bingo
That’s the name of the game
“Chorus”
Take an Oil Rig made for you now
Shine it up like a pearl
Obama said skip some regulations
Yea, let’s give BP a whirl
“Chorus”
Every pelican and shiny white sea gull
Flyin’ down by the shore
Dive in for fish and come up with oil balls
Yea, they’re learnin’ the score
“Chorus”
When Barack finally hit the beach now
Lookin’ for buts to kick
He found the locals are really pissed off now
They might be harder to trick
“Chorus”
Play the politics like you should now
Way back in Washing-ton
When BP Oil’s found in Barack’s bed
BINGO – we’ve won!
Barack Blanket Bingo
Barack Blanket Bingo
Barack Blanket Bingo
That’s the name of the game – BINGO AMERICA!
