Capitalism dies in American but is reborn at the White House

The anniversary of ‘The Won’s’ November 4 election looms. Looking back on what followed Grant Park Election Night celebrations, some may be wondering about how the top two community organizers will celebrate this. The first thing Obama did upon reaching the Oval Office was to turn up the thermostat, reminding those in the know of his mentor UN Poster Boy Maurice Strong who said humanity had to turn its down, and to stop relying on meat, and refrigeration too. The Big O, who arrived as an elitist, turned up the heat, ate wagyu steak and chilled the martinis.

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Cheeky CFP columnist George Potts Thompson described Obama’s arrival at the White House thus: “Down from valhalla descended Barack Hussein Obama, the Exalted, The Wise, and Beneficent! (Peace Through Appeasement be upon his name). “Alms would now be collected by Sir George of Soros, the Lord of The Exchequer, to be redistributed forever to SEIU, ACORN and the Nation of Islam! All of “The Chilrun” would sing songs in praise to the Dear Mahdi starting on Nov. 6, led by the Minister of Propaganda, Sir William of Ayers”. As they approach the one year election anniversary, We the People would admit it’s been a long rough ride. Running shoes and bvd’s imprinted with Obama’s picture still dominate the marketplace home and abroad. Just in time for Christmas this year, a tacky toymaker has released the Michelle-my-arms-are-better-toned-than-yours doll to do shop battle with an action figure of her omnipresent hubby. It’s a good thing the toymaker thinks the dolls will be coveted by big girls instead of little ones because little ones are bound to be frightened by it. And pardon the unwashed, but where is Greenpeace when you need them most. Aren’t these charming dolls made of plastic? There is only one good thing to look forward to on the day after Obama’s election anniversary. That is, what’s left (no pun intended)? The Big O has already done everything imaginable to bring down America, including shelving the Constitution. All that is left is making a the universal requirement for the people of the kingdom to bow, 8 o’clock, Nov. 4 to the New Mecca (formerly Washington, DC.) The first year shock-a-day Obama regime now comes to an end. Evil capitalism has been eradicated from the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave but has been reborn at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, proving once again that it is never too late for Hope and Change.

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