“CIA Whistleblower” A Figment of Adam Schiff’s Imagination

Memo to the roughly two dozen frustrated House Republicans, who, on Wednesday, stormed the “secret room” where Democrat House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff has been running the closed-door impeachment inquiry, and including Representatives Jim Jordan, Devin Nunes and Michael McCall, who sent a naive letter to Schiff “DEMANDING” the alleged CIA anti-Trump whistleblower testify in public: He can’t because there is no such thing as the “CIA Trump whistleblower.” He/she/it is none other than devious Adam Schiff.

“Led by House Judiciary Committee member Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), the Republican lawmakers attempted to enter the room where Schiff  has been bringing in current and former State Department officials to testify on whether President Trump withheld military aid from Ukraine in exchange for alleged help with the 2020 election.” (Breitbart, Oct. 23, 2019) Gentlemen: Next time don’t make it “attempted” to enter the room, get right in there and ‘git her done’. Don’t go along with the latest Democrat scam being played out against the American public. Patriots can tell you ‘life is tough enough out here’. Obsessively camera-shy Schiff announced last weekend that the alleged whistleblower may not testify after all. The alleged whistleblower can’t possibly testify because in real life he is the easily identifiable “Pencil Neck” Adam Schiff. Republicans who threw open the door, figuratively turning the lights lights on during the secret Democrat Impeachment meeting yesterday did the right thing—but it was only a meagre and feeble beginning. Republicans need to blast Schiff with strong rays of the Creator’s sunshine, and should blast him with it whenever and wherever he shows himself up.

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Politicians in hiding are always up to no good. Think Barack Obama, still working on bringing America down from a lavish and comfy hideaway. Some politicians up to no good come with alternate egos, which are even nicknamed when they are finally and mercifully outed. Anthony Weiner was “Carlos Danger” when he sent explicit photographs of his private parts to victims who included at least one schoolgirl. Just days ago, sneaky Republican Senator Mitt Romney admitted to running a secret Twitter account under the alias ‘Pierre Delecto.’ But Romney admitted to being ‘Pierre Delecto’ only after he was caught. “On Sunday, Twitter users lost their collective minds when they learned that Pierre Delecto wasn’t a bot or a random Romney superfan, but an account run by the Republican senator himself. (Washington Post, Oct. 21, 2019)

“As Delecto, Romney, who has become one of President Trump’s most vocal GOP critics, used the account to like critical tweets about the president, while also occasionally defending himself against detractors. By early Monday, the unusual pseudonym was a trending moment on Twitter and had been mentioned in more than 47,000 tweets. “I think people on both sides of the aisle can admit that Pierre Delecto is an amazing fake twitter name”, Washington Post reporter Allyson Chiu wrote.

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“Amazing”? How about an amazingly dishonest Twitter name? Where did Romney come up with the Pierre Delecto name? “People suggested that “Pierre” might come from Romney’s time spent as a missionary in France and that “Delecto” could be a reference to the Latin phrase “in flagrante delicto,” which translates to “while the crime is blazing,” according to Merriam-Webster.” (Star Tribune, Oct. 22, 2019) Wrong. Hardworking, courageous missionaries in third world countries don’t hide on the Internet under made-up nicknames, nor do they go after their enemies under the cover of cowardly anonymity. The covers of all cowardly politicians conducting dirty deeds should be blown to smithereens. It’s high time for Republicans to stop talking about Schiff and to DO SOMETHING about him. Blast Adam Schiff with antiseptic sunshine and drive him back into the dark shadows from which he came. The ball’s still in your court, Republican leaders.