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Crazy Biden Wins “Super Thursday”- Confuses His Wife with His Sister



Crazy Biden Wins Super Thursday- Confuses His Wife with His SisterWell, well, well, creepy, old, demented Quid Pro Joe, won Super Tuesday or in his mind, Super Thursday. In his victory speech, a thoroughly confused Biden thanked his sister as his wife and congratulated his wife as his sister. Recalling my favorite scene in Chinatown, with Faye Dunaway, "She's my sister, she's my daughter, she's my sister, she's my daughter, she's my sister and my daughter!!!
You poor pathetic Democrats, you now have a current leader; crazy, corrupt Hunter Biden's dad, who recently falsely claimed he was arrested in South Africa, years ago, while protesting in favour of Nelson Mandella. Also Biden wants to confiscate all your guns and Second Amendment rights and hand them over to his new anti-gun czar Beto O’Rourke. You now have a leader who does not know where he is, what day it is, what he is running for and who confuses his sister for his wife and vice versa. Oh yes, he has no clue what he or his party stands for. Biden clearly won Super Tuesday. He won 9 of 15 primaries. He upset Commie Bernie in Minnesota, Massachusetts and squeaked by in Texas. Dangerous Commie Bernie won in California, Utah, Colorado and Vermont. There is a serious split and divide in the Democratic party. Bernie wins the youth and the Latinos ( except we shall see in Florida). Biden wins the seniors and the black votes. The moderates are with Biden. The liberal progressives are with Bernie. Dangerous, crazy Commie Bernie lost because his candidacy scared the crap out of the moderate and establishment Democrats who don't want to be led by a guy who praises the bloodthirsty Castro who killed, tortured and imprisoned thousands of Cubans and has impoverished Cubans with his Medicare- for- all and college -free tuition. Tragically countless Cubans can't feed themselves.

The biggest loser? Mini Mike Bloomberg. Seven Hundred million dollars won him American Samoa. No one likes a data-driven, unlikeable, humorless, boring, elitist, entitled, egotistical and politically stupid, oligarch. Hey Mikey, you may have bought Virginian politicians, but your gazillions could not buy you love, support or votes. You just super bombed on Super Tuesday, man. The other big loser was Fauxcahontas Warren, who lost badly in her own state of Massachusetts. How embarrassing! But as the only woman and "person of color" still in the race, Crazy Lizzie will stay in and take away votes from Commie Bernie. Biden is the favorite, but count on Biden imploding once we all scrutinize his confused platform and watch him have continuous mental breakdowns along the way to the convention. Biden still has no ground game and not a lot of money. So this race ain’t over yet, folks. Don't count out the Bernie bros. They're mad as hell and they will be going after Biden and the Bidenistas. This will not be pretty. Hey Biden, who's your mommy or your sister?

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Mitch Wolfe——

Mitch Wolfe, a graduate of Harvard University, is the author of “Trump: How He Captured The Trump White House”, which he wrote and had published prior to the election. (available on Amazon.com)


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