Joe Bite-Me’s Birthday

It’s Veep Joe “Bite Me” Biden’s birthday on Sunday and while the whole country is not exactly rehearsing the Happy Birthday song for him, his wife Jill has sent out an email to all asking people to sign his card. “I know I don’t usually send you emails, but Joe has a birthday coming up this Sunday, and I’m trying something new,” Biden’s wife Jill wrote on an email, (see below), “Paid for by Obama for America”. “The First Family and I are putting together a special card for him, and we’d like as many supporters of this campaign as possible to add their names and messages for Joe.”

Don’t know whether Mrs. Biden’s little boy Joey was the type to fib about the date of his birthday just to get gifts from his school chums, but I’m with Andy Hefty, of North Star Writers Group, who wrote in June 2010 that he’s “had enough of the arrogance of our political class in America and Vice President Joe Biden is at the top of the list.” “If you haven’t heard already, His High Exalted Vice Messiah Joe “Bite Me” Biden decided to waltz into a frozen custard shop in Milwaukee the other day. The media was waiting for him with cameras rolling. Can you say “Staged event”? What’s the first thing he says? “Where’s all the ice cream?”

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Joe’s as camera happy as his boss The Messiah. (And they say an old dog can’t learn new tricks.) Back to Joe when he thought he was at the ice cream shop and Andy Hefty. “When he’s ready to pay, he asks the manager what he owes. The manager says, “Don’t worry. It’s on us...Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.” “Apparently, that didn’t sit well with Vice President Thin-Skinned. He eventually walks up to the manager and says (and I quote): “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a smartass all the time? Say something nice.” Hefty concluded his remarks about Joe’s custard shop caper with these words about the pattern he’s observed in politicians, especially those on the ultra-liberal left: “Say something to the slightest opposition or ask a pointed question about policy or ethics, and you are liable to get a pie in the face, a camera shoved up our nose, a profanity-laced tirade, or even arrest and harassment. “And if writing this makes me a smartass, then so be it. I’ll gladly join as a charter member.” Meanwhile, Joe’s birthday this falls around Thanksgiving and many Americans who are not the First Family but still put their families first will be out using food stamps trying to cobble together a good Thanksgiving dinner. “Trying something new” from Americans scraping their way through Recession would be Stop Spending America into Oblivion.

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From: Jill Biden info@barackobama.com Subject: Sign Joe's card Date: 18 November, 2011 3:49:01 PM EST To: cfp@canadafreepress.com Reply-To: info@barackobama.com Friend -- I know I don't usually send you emails, but Joe has a birthday coming up this Sunday, and I'm trying something new. The First Family and I are putting together a special card for him, and we'd like as many supporters of this campaign as possible to add their names and messages for Joe. Because the year ahead is going to be a big one -- not just for Joe and me, but for all of us. We've all got some work to do. So help us make this birthday a memorable one for Joe. Add your names, and, if you like, your own notes and well-wishes for the year ahead: [url=http://my.barackobama.com/For-Joe]http://my.barackobama.com/For-Joe[/url] Thanks, Jill