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Reading MAD is one thing, allowing yourself to live in it is quite another

Living in a MAD Magazine



Living in a MAD MagazineI admit, I occasionally read Mad magazine as a kid. Every feature in it was strange and weird. I was transported to a parallel world of the absurd, the nonsensical. That was, I suppose, part of the attraction. I know I didn't join their ranks because, in spite of the entertainment value, I still, even now, think it was weird. Not so for millions of others. I scan about 50 or 60 news articles a week, mostly to keep in touch with what is going on in order to sound intelligent when I write my own articles. The problem today is I sometimes feel like I'm living in a Mad magazine.
The mainstream media reports this stuff as progressive, a higher order of morality. The conservative press reports it as it is, a degeneration of our culture. Even Rush Limbaugh commented that..."Our nation's sanity depends on people avoiding the drive-by [mainstream] media." Let me share with you some of my everyday reading. My notes as RD: From Daily Wire: High School Mulls Removing George Washington Murals Because they 'Traumatize' Students. From Flipboard: Students Dance Around Ground Mock Cemetery for the Unborn: "Look, there's Mine Right There,"...chant "Stop Hey, Hey, What's that Sound? All of the Fetuses in the ground!" From Daily Wire: Democrat Rep. Steve Cohen Eats KFC, Carries Chicken Statue in Hearing to Mock 'Chicken Attorney General William Barr.' From Washington Examiner: Journalism School Poynter Publishes List of 'Unreliable' News. Turns Out the List is Unreliable. From Fox News: Mayor Pete Buttigieg and His Husband Get Time Cover. Pete Buttigieg: TIME Magazine Cover of Me and My Husband Gives America Hope. (RD: ????) From Washington Times: Alabama Dem Rep. John Rogers: Donald Trump, Jr. 'Evidently Retarded,'...His Mother Should Have Aborted Him'

From Washington Examiner: Barney Frank On Pete Buttigieg's Rise: 'Beto O'Rourke May Be Regretting That He's Straight' From Breitbart: Trump Is Celebrating in the End Zone but Obama Got the Economy to the Two-Yard Line, said former Obama Housing & Urban Development Secretary, Julian Castro. (RD: Castro apparently forgot that Obama explained that his low growth numbers were the new normal, and that we should just get used to it. Democrats, in trying to explain the current economy, are trying to sell that only the rich are benefiting.) From Newsmax: Chris Wallace Slams Fox Hosts for Being Pro Trump - Fox News anchor Chris Wallace threw a jab at employees of his own network Wednesday, saying some members of Fox News' opinion arm are "pushing a political agenda" regarding President Donald Trump. (RD: That's what opinion shows do Chris, give their opinion.) The Blaze: San Francisco Has Allocated $100 Million to Clean Human Poop. Each member of the poop patrol will make over $184,000 year in salary and benefits. (RD: The poop is re-appearing faster than they can clean it up...job security.) Daily Wire: Killer Ted Bundy Recipient of White Privilege. Notorious serial killer Ted Bundy apparently got away with it for so long because of white privilege, according to actor Zac Efron, who plays Bundy in the new film, "Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile." The Blaze: Rep. Ilhan Omar Screams--America 'Is Not Going To Be The Country Of White People.' (RD: I thought we were supposed to be a nation that is color blind.)

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World Net Daily: Virginia Governor Defends Letting Babies Die AFTER Birth - 'The infant would be kept comfortable...and then...' Investors Business Daily: Socialists Have Officially Taken Over The Democratic Party. A new poll showed far more Democrats have a positive view of socialism than capitalism. (RD: Even while socialist and once-rich Venezuela collapses...someone explain that.) Among most Democrats and Liberal groups, there is an irrational hatred for anything conservative, Christian or traditional. Any lucid person would have their own set of time-honored values. Jews, Christians, Buddhists, or non-jihadi Muslims would have their traditions. To the Left and radical Muslims, they actually lose sleep over people exercising those values. For the Left, there is no conversation. You are either one of them or you are a racist and a Nazi. A political science journal, The American Journal of Political Science, said several years ago that conservatives were more likely to be associated with psychotic-ism. In 2012 they published a correction saying they were wrong, they were in error. They now say it is liberal political beliefs that are psychotic. How is any normal traditional human being supposed to maintain a level of normalcy, when you come across this stuff? What you do is decide that criticism and negativity make you stronger. You don't join. Your values are stronger than theirs. You know that a dog will howl at the moon, but the moon never howls back. Reading MAD is one thing, allowing yourself to live in it is quite another.

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Ray DiLorenzo——

Ray DiLorenzo is a career pilot having retired after 22 years as a contract fire pilot with the California Department of Forestry (Cal-Fire).  He is presently affiliated with Stand Up America US Foundation founded by Maj. Gen. Paul E. Vallely (Ret).


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