March For Our Lives Upstaged by ‘Big Story Daniels’

Move over March For Our Lives , you’ve had your moment of fame, but it’s now Stormy Daniel’s time. Your celebrity-launched-and-led 2nd Day of Fame, where signs like “There’s no such thing as a good guy with a gun” were hoisted, will be completely Stormy-eclipsed by the time ABC’s 60 Minutes starts tonight.

Stormy’s really Stephanie Gregory Clifford in porn strip mode

We know that Stormy’s really Stephanie Gregory Clifford in porn strip mode, and that she’s been headed our way ever since leaving this quote beneath her senior yearbook photo: “We will all get along just fine, as soon as you realize that I am Queen.” Easy to see that Stormy Daniels acquired her Bump and Grind from the big money Porn Industry; understandable how she could get the mainstream media eating out of her hand by targeting President Donald Trump with allegations of her affair with him. But from whence did her credibility and legitimacy come? From reporter Matt Flegenheimer, who rocketed her to instant fame, sending Stormy viral forever in a New York Times article. “To many in the capital, Ms. Clifford, 39, has become an unexpected force. It is she, some in Washington now joke, and not the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, who could topple Mr. Trump.” (New York Times, Mar.24, 2018) It’s no joke: “The public has a right to hear Stormy Daniels, Mr. President” was the headline in yesterday’s Washington Post.

“Those who know her well have registered the moment differently. Ms. Clifford has subsisted amid the seamier elements of a business often rife with exploitation and unruly fare; more than a few of her film titles are unprintable. But for most of her professional life, Ms. Clifford has been a woman in control of her own narrative in a field where that can be uncommon. With an instinct for self-promotion, she evolved from “kindergarten circuit” stripper to star actress and director, and occasional mainstream success, by her late 20s. Why would a piece of paper and an executive legal team set her back? (New York Times)

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And most infuriating of all, it was as easy as taking candy from a baby

Her film titles may be “unprintable” but not her cameos in the R-rated comedies “Knocked Up” and “The 40-Year-Old Virgin.” While other major mainstream media, such as the Associated Press, are reporting how “days of conflicting and misleading statements from President Donald Trump and his top aides have fueled new questions about the White House’s credibility sowing mistrust and instability within the West Wing and leaving some congressional Republicans wondering if they have a good faith negotiating partner in the president”, the British Daily Mail was carrying water for tonight’s 60 Minutes Stormy Daniels interview. Yesterday Daily Mail used pictures of Melania and Barron Trump skirting President Donald Trump when deplaning Airforce 1 in Mar a Lago. Daily Mail used the pictorial to portray Melania as supposedly ticked over the ‘Stormy Daniels Affair with Trump’ story, and were sure to conclude that the president would be back in Washington in time for the 60 Minutes interview today. Turns out that some of the same Republicans—who leak his every move—are “wondering if they have a good faith negotiating partner in the president” is a bigger laugh than Stormy Daniel’s R-rated comedies “Knocked Up” and “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”. Meanwhile, proving once again that sex always sells, Porn Queen Stormy Daniels, who should consider changing her name from Stormy to ‘Big Story’ Daniels, has come along to upstage the March For Our Lives mob, leaving signs that read ‘There’s no such thing as a good guy with a gun’ one-day wonders. And most infuriating of all, it was as easy as taking candy from a baby.