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Michelle will ‘guide’ you through Christmas this year


By Judi McLeod ——--November 24, 2014

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Michelle Obama has been strangely quiet since her husband King Obama I delivered Executive Amnesty on November 20.
“I wonder where Michelle is?” talk show radio supremo Mark Levin asked on Friday. “Where are the girls?” “I don’t know.” Only the school children of America know for sure where Michelle Obama isn’t: In the school cafeteria where she has been given the proverbial bum’s rush for her scanty and even gross school day lunches, with which she has abysmally failed to replace Mom’s lovingly packed paper bag lunch. When the Obamas finally depart the White House, Obama’s legacy in caricature will be a crown suspended over a broken America. Caricatured by hungry, growing school children, Madame Obama’s will be a wilted piece of lettuce looking ever so forlorn on a cafeteria tray. But a quick check on the White House website shows where Michelle Obama will be four days from now: In the White House North Portico on Friday, November 28, where she’ll be a one-woman welcoming committee for the Blue Room 18.5-ft. Douglas Fir that will be this year’s official White House Christmas Tree, which her family and friends call a ‘Holiday Tree’.

Protocol is protocol as members of the National Christmas Tree Association have presented the official White House Christmas Tree for display in the Blue Room since 1966, or back in the days when presidents were presidents and not imperial kings. Then on Wednesday, December 3, 2014, Michelle Obama will welcome military families to the White House “for the first viewing of the 2014 holiday decorations”. We don’t know where king hubby will be but “Mrs. Obama will deliver remarks in the East Room, and then ask military children to join her in the State Dining Room as White House Chefs Cris Comerford and Susan Morrison, and White House Florist Laura Dowling, demonstrate holiday crafts and treats. As in years past, many of this year’s White House holiday decorations will honor military families.” It is unlikely that the Obama’s 2009 preferred ornaments of Mao Zedong and Drag Queen Hedda Lettuce will not be on the tree out of respect to the military families who gather. This is how the White House headlined its Christmas Tree notice: ‘Upcoming Guidance on Holidays at the White House’. Jonathan Gruber-style American dimwits need “guidance” to get them through holidays at the White House? Meanwhile, the most popular Christmas tree ornament of 2014 needs no guidance. It’s the Christmas ball ornament depicting Barack Obama behind bars and it’s being made to be placed on the highest branch of millions of Christmas trees this year.

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Judi McLeod—— -- Judi McLeod, Founder, Owner and Editor of Canada Free Press, is an award-winning journalist with more than 30 years’ experience in the print and online media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared throughout the ‘Net, including on Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

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