More than Brewskis with Barry needed to advance Obama’s case for Racial Profiling

Surf City, NC-Cambridge cop Sgt. James Crowley may start a new fad when he meets with President Barack Obama for a beer at the White House later today. Having a brewski with Barry could be the only time the suds buds starred at the White House anytime since Jan. 20, 2009. Only yesterday it was Wednesday cocktails where sometimes Pooh-bahs and bigwigs get to sample $100-per-serving Wagyu steak, and sip champagne while their host sips his fav vodka martinis. While some fear that Sgt. Crowley will come out of the White House hypnotized, Canada Free Press thinks he'll return the same way he went in, a folk hero, who refused to apologize to a conceited racial profile mongering, unprofessional president. With Obama looking like the proverbial deer caught in the headlights in recent ab-less photos, some say it's time he heads off for yet another holiday. Both Obamas seem to have ants in their pants when it comes to staying put in the White House.

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Barack and Michelle plan to spend summer break on a $20 million retreat, holidaying at the wealthy playboys' playground Island of Cape Cod. The First Lady's revenue of 20 attendants may or may not be put to use. The old folk whose Obamacare plans may send to their Creator a little earlier than wanted, will be out of mind when there are the private beach on which to cavort, the swimming pool in which to splash, and the basketball court on which to show off between rounds of golf. There are some 28 acres with no portraits of George Washington in which to fritter away long summer hours at the retreat. "According to the Vineyard Gazette, the resort island’s journal of record since 1864, the Obamas have chosen Blue Heron Farm, in Chilmark, recorded as America’s most expensive small town in 2007. (Drudge Report, July 30, 2009). "No deal has yet been struck on the property, but the rental agreement being negotiated has reportedly been split into three separate leases: one to be held by the Obamas — and paid for out of their own pockets — one by the Secret Service, and a third by the White House, which will be sending a large entourage to Martha’s Vineyard to accompany the President. "The farm holds a five-bedroom white Victorian-style farmhouse and three other dwellings, including a reconstructed Pennsylvania hay barn and Vermont shed. It has ocean views, private access to a stretch of Squibnocket Beach, and a private dock with kayaks and a yacht." Meanwhile, every cop in America is counting on Sgt. Crowley that he will not allow himself to be racially profiled by new suds buds Obama and Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr.

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