Remember if you don't support Hamas, you're no better than a toxic white male. Fortunately well-educated cultural elites know they must support Hamas
Remember to be woke, to be a progressive, to be a social justice warrior, you must support Hamas.
If you do not support Hamas, you're not gay, queer or LGBTIQA+. At best you're just a man who has sex with men.
If you do not support Hamas you're not black. You just have a lot of melanin in your skin.
If you do not support Hamas, you may be a female but you're sure as hell no feminist.
If you do not support Hamas you're a DINO, Democrat in name only.
If you do not support Hamas, don’t go claiming to be a socialist.
If you do not support Hamas, don't dare go praising Castro ,Stalin, Mao, Chavez.
If you do not support Hamas you might as well celebrate the 4th of July… and get a Confederate flag.
If you do not support Hamas, you're a capitalist, an individualist, a colonialist.
If you do not support Hamas, you may just be a Christian nationalist.
If you do not support Hamas, you have no place in academia, Hollywood, or the mainstream media.
If you do not support Hamas, you're no global warmest. You probably even believe that proles deserve to fly, own cars, have air-conditioning.
If you do not support Hamas, you are a bourgeoisie exploiter of the masses.
If you do not support Hamas, you are a Zionist reactionary.
If you do not support Hamas, you have not been properly indoctrinated and need to be taught CRT.
If you do not support Hamas, you are intolerant. And the tolerant will wipe you from the face of the Earth.
If you do not support Hamas, you are not an ecologically friendly green environmentalist.
If you do not support Hamas, do not claim to support BLM. BLM is Hamas.
If you do not support Hamas, turn in your membership card to the Susan Sarandon fan club.
If you do not support Hamas, get rid of your Che t-shirt. Buy a MAGA hat.
If you do not support Hamas, you may think you worship God, but he is not Allah, Marx or Satan. You may even be attending one of those repressive conservative churches that stands for traditional values. Aren't you ashamed of yourself!
If you do not support Hamas don't go rioting, looting or a burning. You do not have the ideological purity to deserve to riot, loot and burn.
If you do not support Hamas, you probably are not even up to being a drive by shooter.
Remember if you don't support Hamas, you're no better than a toxic white male.
Fortunately well-educated cultural elites know they must support Hamas.
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Dr. Alexander Nussbaum has had articles in a number of magazines including articles on intelligent design and on the history of statistics and is a contributor to a personality textbook
