New White House communications director is just 28 years old

That’s 28, as in twenty-eight. Just to make sure you got that, her age, as measured in years, the amount of time it takes our planet to revolve one time around the star that we call the sun, is veintiocho, vinte e oito, vingt-huit, ventotto, achtundzwanzig, kaksikymmentäkahdeksan, двадцать восемь, dvacet osm, huszonnyolc, douăzeci și opt, 스물 여덟, अट्ठाइस, and otteogtyve. In other words, Hope Hicks has only been legally allowed to drink alcohol for seven years. That would make her only barely qualified to be a writer, let alone communications director for the most powerful man in the world. Megan Fox will play her in the movie. By the way, did you know Hope Hicks is only 28?