One more lecture from Elizabeth Warren and I’m leaving for La Belle Canada

WASHINGTON, D.C. — If Elizabeth Warren seemed like a shrillish, school marm lecturing a bunch of unruly third-graders Wednesday night at the Democratic National Convention — that's because she was, and would like to be again.

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If she somehow regains the Ted Kennedy Memorial Senate Seat from Republican Scott Brown you can bet your farm or maybe even your place in the Hamptons that her new enforcement weapon will not be a straight-edged ruler, but draconian legislation to ensure that 310-million American subjects conform to her well-ordered Marxist-Leninist lesson plan and not the Constitution. Better she should embrace Shecky Green's fate and be a perpetual warm-up act for the next Democratic candidate. Nicholas Scaramouche is a longtime Washington insider who still delights in putting the pigtails of Washington's pompous into inkwells — without regard to their gender of the moment.

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