Philandering FBI Agents Blow Obama’s Cover on ObamaGate

It’s got to be the most convincing case for Poetic Justice evah that former President Barack Obama has had his ObamaGate cover blown by two fornicating FBI agents among all the cutthroats still dog-paddling in The Swamp: The tell-tale text proving that Obama was up to his eyebrows in the Hillary Clinton email scandal cover up comes from Lisa Page, who texted her paramour Peter Strzok about preparing talking points for then FBI Director James Comey to give to President Obama, who wanted “to know everything we’re doing.”

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Sabotaging their nation while on the FBI pay roll, spying on behalf of an outgoing president and betraying their own spouses while they were at it is “everything” Page and Strzok “were doing”. That senate investigators unearthed some 50,000 text messages between the two philandering agents proves that highly-paid FBI operatives have way too much time on their hands. Strzok and Page were never just your average, run-of-the-mill, back bench FBI types, both were handpicked by Robert Mueller to assist in his nothing-there Russia-Trump investigation along with a team of other Clinton and Obama cronies. “Electronic records show Peter Strzok, who led the investigation of Hillary Clinton’s private email server as the No. 2 official in the counterintelligence division, changed Comey’s earlier draft language describing Clinton’s actions as “grossly negligent” to “extremely careless,” the sources said.(CNN) How many FBI directors follow to the letter the talking points of underling agents on national security? It wasn’t just Trump that ‘rent-a-room!” ‘Peter Sweetums' and ‘Lisa Babycakes' were out to get. “In texts previously revealed, Strzok and Page have shown their disdain for Republicans in general, as well as Trump, calling him a "f---ing idiot," among other insults. (Fox News)

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In their spittle-flecked name-calling, Strzok and Page were about as creative as the protesters who call Trump and Republicans the same thing when they’re screeching out on the streets. In his passion against Virginians who voted against then FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe’s wife, Jill McCabe for a state Senate seat, Strzok couldn’t even get the plural of hillybilly right, calling them “ignorant hillbillys” (sic).

“On Election Day 2016, Page wrote, "OMG THIS IS F***ING TERRIFYING." Strzok replied, "Omg, I am so depressed." Later that month, on Nov. 13, 2016 Page wrote, "I bought all the president's men. Figure I need to brush up on watergate."   (Fox News) “The next day, Nov. 14, 2016, Page wrote, “God, being here makes me angry. Lots of high fallutin’ national security talk. Meanwhile we have OUR task ahead of us.” “Page’s meaning here is unclear, but Senate investigators say, coupled with Strzok’s Aug. 15 text about an “insurance policy,” further investigation is warranted to find out. “The last text is from Page to Strzok, comes on June 23, 2017 when she wrote, "Please don't ever text me again.”

It's unclear whether she was mad at her friend, or if she suddenly became aware that they, and their thousands of texts, had been discovered. Millions will go for the latter because while Page was worried that she and Lover Boy Strzok and their thousands of texts would be discovered, they had outed Obama in a saga that went all the way from “Potus wants to know” to “Inquiring Minds DEMAND to know.” Blowhards who get to sport FBI badges that they are, 50,000 LOLs will follow agents Page and Strzok the rest of their days!

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