Quotes of the Day

In Los Angeles, there is often confusion of what is really reality. Celebrities seem to be the most confused as they know their 2012 survival is vital to the perpetuation of the human race.

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I’m going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don’t have to worry. — Ashton Kutcher The world is about to end in 2012 … ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. — Lil Wayne What’s human sacrifice if not sending guys off to Iraq for no reason? I don’t wanna be a doomsayer, but the Mayan calendar ends in 2012. — Mel Gibson Again, if anyone knows where the celebrity bunkers are, please let us know so when they leave us to our doom, we can seal them in. If the Mayans were wrong… oh well.