Signs of Liberal demise

By Gerry Nicholls ——Bio and Archives--May 6, 2011

Lots of debate as to whether or not the Liberal Party is dead or just in an irreversible coma.

To help clear things up here are some signs to look for to ascertain if the Liberal Party is most sincerely dead:

Al Qaeda doesn’t demand to see photo of Liberal Party corpse.
Bob Rae gives up party membership and joins the Tea Party
Several Quebec advertising companies declare bankruptcy
Justin Trudeau legally changes last name to “Diefenbaker.”
Beer and popcorn sales plummet
Incidences of wounds involving knife stabs to the back dramatically fall
Liberal Party headquarters is turned into “Chretien Golf Ball” museum
CBC scraps plan to produce 12 hour “bio-documentary” celebrating life and times of Stephane Dion’s dog.
Liberal Party acclaims Pierre Trudeau’s Panama hat as its next leader.
Ken Dryden gives up politics decides to join organization with more recent success than Liberals ---The Ottawa Senators

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Gerry Nicholls——Bio and Archives

Gerry Nicholls is a Toronto writer and a senior fellow with the Democracy Institute. His web site is Making sense with Nicholls

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