Signs of Liberal demise

Lots of debate as to whether or not the Liberal Party is dead or just in an irreversible coma.

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To help clear things up here are some signs to look for to ascertain if the Liberal Party is most sincerely dead:

• Al Qaeda doesn’t demand to see photo of Liberal Party corpse.
• Bob Rae gives up party membership and joins the Tea Party
• Several Quebec advertising companies declare bankruptcy
• Justin Trudeau legally changes last name to “Diefenbaker.”
• Beer and popcorn sales plummet
• Incidences of wounds involving knife stabs to the back dramatically fall
• Liberal Party headquarters is turned into “Chretien Golf Ball” museum
• CBC scraps plan to produce 12 hour “bio-documentary” celebrating life and times of Stephane Dion’s dog.
• Liberal Party acclaims Pierre Trudeau’s Panama hat as its next leader.
• Ken Dryden gives up politics decides to join organization with more recent success than Liberals ---The Ottawa Senators

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