The Ever-Blowing Winds Of Climate Change

Rude Question In Our Crazed Times: Does Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of the heir apparent to the British throne, have anything else to talk about other than President Joe Biden’s flatulence? It’s not as if the Duchess of Cornwall mentioned it once and left it at that— because according to an “informed source” cited by the Daily Mail, “Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it”: “An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week.

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'It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,' the source said. (Daily Mail, Nov.6, 2021) And somehow even though he was thousands of miles away, like most everything else, it was Donald Trump’s fault.

‘Joe Biden or the new Mr Trump? Camilla 'hasn't stopped talking about' hearing the President 'break wind' during chat at Cop26 climate summit in Glasgow’. (Daily Mail) “He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions – but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.”

In terms of bringing instant attention to one’s self, was this just an ordinary “blush” or a Royal Flush? Surely someone had to ask!

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“Fake News”, “Fake Vote Counts”,“Fake Genders”, “Fake BBB (“Build Back Better”), it’s Fake Flatulence” dominating front page news

“The President met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Boris Johnson." (Daily Mail) “Just hours earlier, the 78-year-old – nicknamed 'Sleepy Joe' by Donald Trump – had appeared to doze off during the opening addresses, prompting more questions from his political rivals over his fitness for office. “This is not the first time that Biden has faced claims that he broke wind. In May 2020, Republicans, including Donald Trump Jr, posted a video clip of Biden containing a suspicious noise while live-streaming an exchange with Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf. “However, a separate video which circulated last month – and was briefly trending on Twitter under #Fartgate – was found to have been doctored to include fake flatulence.”

Borrowing from Charlie Brown: “Good Grief!” Now it’s not only “Fake News”, “Fake Vote Counts”,“Fake Genders”, “Fake BBB (“Build Back Better”), it’s Fake Flatulence” dominating front page news. Far too few, however are talking about how hundreds of leaders and celebrities converged on the Glasgow gathering in yachts and private jets, joining a cast of some 25,000. Does this mean that instead of saving the world from man-made global warming/climate change, some of their living-in-comfort posh members haven’t been able to stop talking about flatulence?

“At the reception, which was originally supposed to have been hosted by the Queen until she was ordered to rest by doctors, Biden was seen laughing and joking with Prince William, at one stage placing a hand on his shoulder. (Daily Mail) “At COP26, Biden apologised for Trump's actions in taking the United States out of the Paris Climate Accord and he pledged that America would devote more resources to fighting climate change. The President was 'gonged' eight times by organisers for running past the three minutes allotted for his speech.”

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It seems that an obsession with folks’ nether regions has become the norm for an ever-lamenting lib-left

That flatulence has become the talking point at the latest Climate Change summit, throws a comical new light on Britain PM (boorish) Boris Johnson having only last summer praised Biden as being 'a big breath of fresh air' on climate change compared to his predecessor. It seems that an obsession with folks’ nether regions has become the norm for an ever-lamenting lib-left: Outside on the fringes of the the summit, Climate activist Greta Thunberg rendered a juvenile ditty, ‘Your Can Shove Your Climate Crisis Up Your Ar** to the tune of ‘She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes’. In her speech at a Fridays For Future youth protest in Glasgow, the 18 year old made an inelegant transition from climate change to the need for trillions of dollars in reparations: “The climate and ecological crisis, of course, does not exist in a vacuum. It is directly tied to other crises and injustices that date back to colonialism and beyond,”she said. Meanwhile, it seems there’s no way to save the world from Climate Change without paying out trillions of dollars in reparations.

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