The Real State of the Union—Need We Say More?

For all of those feeling downright wretched about having to watch Joe Biden’s surreal State of the Union Address tonight: You don’t have to watch it, as the incomparable Tucker Carlson wrote on his most recent Tweet:

“F—k it. We’ll do it live! Thursday night, March 7, our live response to Joe Biden’s State of the Union speech.”

“President Biden will deliver his third State of the Union address on Thursday night as he attempts to convince the American public he deserves another four years in office. (Fox Business, March 7, 2024)

“Biden will touch on lowering costs and giving people more "breathing room" as his administration turns their attention to so-called "shrinkflation" – when companies reduce the package size and portions of their foods while also raising the price or holding it steady."

Parents worrying about not having enough food to feed hungry children aren’t ice cream-slurping Joe’s problem:

"As an ice cream lover, what makes me the most angry is that ice cream cartons have shrunk in size, but not in price," Biden said during an ad about shrinkflation that ran during the Super Bowl in mid-February. "It’s a ripoff.”(Fox Business)

While fencing has suddenly gone up around the White House for the first time since Jan. 6, 2021, Fox News is flashing a WATCH LIVE message on their front page: “Stay tuned to Fox News Channel’s special coverage ahead of Biden’s SOTU address tonight.”

With Brett Baer and Martha MacCallum “to lead Fox News Channel’s Special coverage, what could possibly go wrong?

To the power-crazed Democrats, and its compliant media, the reviews are already in, and are all that really matter:

“While trying to drum up support for President Joe Biden’s flagging and uninspiring campaign, Clinton took to the social platform X with a lengthy caption on a picture of herself and Joe Biden.(Gateway Pundit, March, 6, 2024)

"In that caption, she contended, “When you’re lucky to live into your seventies or eighties, the difference of a few years doesn’t matter all that much. Joe Biden and Donald Trump are effectively the same age. Let’s use that as a baseline.”

“Most would say it does when one candidate is still mentally lucid and the other can barely remember his name, but go on.

“She continued, “So this week, it’s become clear the choice for this November is between one of the most effective presidents of our lifetimes, in Joe Biden… or someone who tried to overthrow our democracy, has been indicted 91 times, and says he wants to be a ‘day one’ dictator if elected again.

“Finally, she ended her endorsement by asking, “I’m choosing Biden. How about you?”

“As other users on X were quick to point out, as soon as Clinton asked the question, she turned off replies to her tweet.”

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Scarborough: "F You If You Can't Handle The Truth," This Version Of Biden "Is The Best Biden Ever" (RealClearPolitics, March 6, 2024)

“MSNBC host Joe Scarborough on Wednesday ensured 'Morning Joe' viewers that we are witnessing the best “verison" (sic) of Joe Biden: "I don't know if people know this or not, Biden used to be a hot head. Sometimes that Irishman would get in front of the reasoning, sometimes he would say things he didn't want to say. This is -- and I don't -- you know what I don't really -- start your tape right now because I'm about to tell you the truth. And F—k you if you can't handle the truth. This version of Biden intellectually, analytically, is the best Biden ever. Not a close second. And I have known him for years. The Brzezinski have known him for 50 years. If it weren't the truth I wouldn't say it.”

At tonight’s SOTU, there’ll be no temper tantrums with Nancy Pelosi tearing Bro Joe’s speech into shreds, only the barking of cheering Brandon Democrat seals.

Joe will turn out, stuffed to the gills with gummies and meds.

Jill will be sure to prevent him from sniffing the occasional coiffure.

There are some who will claim that it’s not really Joe centre stage but his double droning on; the media will raise the tiresome argument on whether Joe is demented or not, but the fact still remains that he’s potentially more evil than suffering from dementia.

Above all other things, Joe Biden is a figment of Barack Obama’s imagination.

It is not Joe and Barack that are the conspiracies—but anyone who disagrees with them!

Meanwhile, the country’s burning down; there’s a fence up at the White House but not at the southern border; inflation is running rampant; murder and mayhem present on city streets; the country being invaded by some 10 million unvetted immigrants; fentanyl killing off much of the younger generation, and more UN “viruses” on the way.

But the bumbling, mumbling, stumbling leader of the USA is far more worried about the “shrinkflation” of his blankety-blank ice cream cones.

For the preservation of your own sanity, stay off of Fox and log into reality with Tucker Carlson’s livestream tonight.

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