It's hard for many of us to believe that the fate of Canada, one of the world's great democracies, is now in the hands of a person who has never been elected to anything. But I have confidence that the Governor General will continue to respect the views of the Prime Minister and continue to maintain Canada's tradition of having meaningful elections where the Canadian voters and votes are respected and where a change of government happens when the people vote for that change. I expect the Governor General to continue to take her prime counsel from the Prime Minister as opposed to the growing gaggle of opportunists, unionists, and academics who want to conquer the National treasury and bankrupt it.
It's hard for us to believe that people in this country will surrender everything we own to TENURED university professors. You can read that as some of the only people in Canada with job security guaranteed. The average tenured professor can mail it in every day and fully expect us to RESPECT and even revere his opinion because decades ago he wrote a few hundred pages of gibberish which got a passing glance from some other old tenured professor, who then cleared his throat, put on his spectacles, picked up a rubber stamp and then did what he thought was God's work in delivering the good news to the Fossil in Waiting.
Why am I saying this? Because the TV airwaves in this country are populated by University Professors who claim not to be political but make it abundantly obvious that they hate conservatives so much that they are willing to clear their throats and hold their noses and rubber stamp this Coalition of the Three Amigos, the Three Jokers, The Three Stooges of Coupscam. The professors offer constitutional arguments that they would never dream of if it was a coalition of the right as opposed to the left and the far left, and the far out. I will just call them the far out. I won't use the S word which seems to have been labelled too vulgar and too offensive to my beloved fellow Canadians in Quebec. That ideology is one I have always found to be vulgar. I am in some ways happy to hear that the S word which defines it, is now scene as obscene. Now about those professors and their duplicity when they claim their perspective is not polluted by their personal politics.
Imagine if you will, if these professors were confronted with a situation in which their favorite Party, the NDP, had won more than 140 seats in the House of Commons. Imagine if the NDP had double the seat total of the Conservatives. Imagine what would happen if the Conservatives had then gotten together with two other parties, one of them being an Alberta Only party and then perhaps the Christian Heritage Party, one that would be supporting Capital Punishment and Opposing Abortion. Imagine if the Conservative Party with their right of centre coalition partners including a party dedicated to the Independence of Alberta. Imagine if the Conservatives signed a document with these smaller parties and presented that to the Governor General and said, "We have ourselves a legitimate, constitutional, coalition of elected members who have lost confidence in the government led by Jack Layton. He must face the house. He must face defeat, and we must now come to you Governor General, your excellency and pick up the keys to a new government."
Can you imagine the professors of our elite universities going on the National TV Newscasts, saying "This coalition is very much in keeping with Constitutional Values, Canadian values and there is no reason to go back to the polls. These coalition partners ought to be given a chance to make government work."
If you can imagine the professors giving their intellectual and moral consent to that, then you can also imagine Pigs flying, Cows barking, and Cockroaches coming up with a cure for cancer. If you are willing to believe that the professors of this country would approve of a coalition of the right then you are willing to trade in your fine mind for a fine box labeled B.F.I. For the alphabetically homeless, that means a dumpster.
And isn't that where our economy would be going with the Professor's Favorite Coalition? Now the average person who has no collection of degrees, not as much wall paper as the average professor, the average Canadian has told the pollsters that while they aren't crazy about Stephen Harper, they are frightened to death of the Professor's coalition. Since the economy is the number one issue in the land and since the Coalition claims that none of this is personal, since they claim they aren't seeing power for power's sake and since they claim that they don't want to destroy Harper just because they hate him and since they claim it's all about the economy and their lack of confidence in his ability to manage the economy in these trying times, let's try this on for size. Let's find out whether Canadians have the same lack of confidence in the Conservative government to operate this tug called the economy in this storm called the Global Credit Crisis. It's true that only 34 percent of Canadians have confidence in the Conservative government's ability to manage the economy. Unfortunately for the Professor's coalition, only 14 percent have confidence that Stephane Dion can manage the economy well. That score reads Coservatives 34, Liberals 14. How many trust that great economic thinker Jack Layton and his D Street band. That's D for depression. The inspiring prime minister wannabe Jack Layton opened up his response to the Prime Minister on Wednesday night by saying Canadians will be wondering tomorrow how they can put food on the table. Question to my fellow Canadians. Did you have your cheerios this morning? If you did, you just made a cereal liar out of Layton. And now we return you to the poll numbers. Leger asking Canadians to make a choice about who is best to run the economy found the Conservatives with biggest number 34 percent. Jack Layton's D street band, the NDP got 7 percent. That score reads Conservatives 34 percent, the NDP 7 percent. If the question becomes, "On the issue of who has the confidence in managing the economy, it certainly isn't Dion, Layton, or Duceppe. The one two three stooges are D.O.A. For the alphabetically homeless, that would be DEAD on Arrival.
The Canadian economy will be D.O.A if and when the Coalition takes over and discovers a faltering economy that they will deal with in the way their union masters and elite professor masters want them to, wanting them to borrow billions and billions and billion of dollars to create huge deficits and as many unionized make work jobs as possible. The Loony will get plucked and plucked on its way down to 65 cents, and our real estate values will decline and eventually the Canadian economy now the envy of the world will become as laughable as the home made video made by the lead stooge Stephane Dion.
By the way, has anyone heard me even come close to breathing the word separatism in the last few minutes. I don't have to. By now every voter knows what nearly every elite professor refuses to admit. This coalition isn't about the Democratic will of the people as exercised in an election where they are given a choice of this Coalition versus this government. Everyone knows that this isn't about Democratic Judgment. It's about the two devils that are bedeviling the Three stooges.
Those two devils are a) Seething Hatred and b) Blind Ambition
Jack Layton hates free enterprise; Gilles Duceppe hates Canada; and Stephane Dion hates himself, for having been seen as a loser and traitor by many of his fellow Quebecois for years, and then six weeks ago for being declared a loser by the electorate, and last night in one of his final acts of humiliation where he looked like a loser on a home made video that was of inferior production value to something Bin Laden would have sent Al Jazeera from the caves of Waziristan. And unlike Dion, Bin Laden would have been able to get it to the TV studio on time.
Dion and the other two stooges are united in their hatred of Harper and in their blind ambition. All three of them know that the Professors Coalition strategy is the only way they can have a slurp from the chalice of power. They simply cannot resist the chance to try to steal some power and then scold and hector those Canadians who say "What about us? Why can't we just be Canadian about this and have a vote?"
Tenured Professors don't like elections. Too risky. Too much chance of a right of centre result. The Coupscam Option is so much more appetizing to those who know they can never persuade people who have access to Democracy's best friend, the secret ballot.
Six weeks ago when people accessed the ballot box, the Conservatives won far more votes than anybody else. Bob Rae and others who support the coalition this week told me that nobody really won this election. That is one of two big lies. The other big lie is that the Opposition was only engaging in the coalition coup because they found Harper's economic statement too weak in this time of economic crisis. It's now known that the plotting began on the night of the Conservative victory and the plotting was simply about snatching victor from the arms of defeat, which is why Liberal mandarins had to nearly threaten to break Stephane Dion's arms to get him to surrender his job and even then only by writing a post dated cheque, not to be cashed until a spring Leadership convention in Vancouver.
Did the PM tell any lies in this ugly piece of history? Yes, he said he would not engage in partisanship at this time of crisis and the economic statement did contain some nuggets of what could reasonably be called partisanship. And so he is now wearing some of the cake that he baked. A new election will not likely give him a majority. He may never win a majority. The Conservatives may have to convince him to walk away in a few months to be replaced by someone else.
And if he goes, Michael Ignatieff and his followers in the Liberal caucus can say the Coupscam strategy had some success and it is now time to say goodbye to their partners in slime, Jack and Gilles and hope that some day the country forgets who they're willing to break bread with in order to further their political agenda.
In the meantime, it is up to the rest of us to make sure that if there is a change of government in this land it happens because we voted for it. We don't live in Waziristan. This is Canada, the True North, Strong, and FREE. And we should feel free to express our desire to have our democracy nurtured by the will of the people. Not tortured by the Three Stooges of Coupscam.
Three Stooges of Coupscam (Chapter One)
