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Secretary of the Homeland Security Department, Air travel

To Be or Not to Be…Groped


By Dr. Gerald Stephens ——--November 15, 2010

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What in the world would inspire the Secretary of the Homeland Security Department to think of groping to be the almost apex method for protecting Republicans and Tea Party adherents from being annihilated by Islamic terrorists? At first blush it appeared she is working at cross purposes.

There is, however, a potentially disturbing explanation. It could in fact result from an adolescent fixation with groping with a mix of pedophilia thrown in: she does look suspect. The Israelis have not in memory lost a plane to a crotch loaded Islamic lunatic. They of course employ the cost effective politically incorrect psychological profile. Then too, I have a belief that most, if not all the current insanity inflicted on the American public, is by design intended to so anger a susceptible segment of society as to provoke an over reaction with attendant violence, thus providing an excuse to implement the written and published DHS counter attack against the listed subversives. I suspect yet another motivation. The death ray machines being rushed into services as rapidity as they roll off the assembly line are closely akin to the sale of carbon credits, that is, they produce fabulous profit for the politically ‘connected’. The press is daily naming and shaming those involved within the congressional appropriation luminaries, former congressional staff turned lobbyist on behalf of the machine manufacturers, and other associated bottom feeders involved in this latest but real dangerous to your health scam. The sad part of this additional infliction resides in an ever increasing level of severe mistrust festering among We the People. I have to fly for the Christmas Holidays, and unless the gov-loons rescind current ‘safety’ procedures, I must choose being zapped by atomic particles or groped. Being in a jolly mood at this time of year, and looking on the creative side, I have determined refusing the cooking process in favor of being groped. I will announce for the latter with the caveat that I am Gay. I will directly inquire who among them has a similar proclivity and suggest I would prefer such a comrade be designated to effect the ‘search’, carefully, as I do not wish to be incapacitated for the remainder of my holiday.They dare not take unceremonious extra legal actions against a Gay man - very bad PR. And do not make me say you have no sense of both humor and theater.

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Dr. Gerald Stephens——

Dr. Gerald Stephens is a former Marine and retired Chiropractic Physician, a member of the NRA and a strong Constitutionalist.


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