"Tax returns?” We ain't got no tax returns. We don't need no tax returns. We don't have to show you any stinking tax returns!

We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Taxes

By —— Bio and Archives--December 1, 2016

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WashingtonExaminer.com:“The top Senate Democrats on several committees will launch a push Thursday to require President-elect Trump’s Cabinet nominees to provide their tax returns to committees before their confirmation hearings.

“Sens. Debbie Stabenow of Michigan, Patty Murray of Washington and Ron Wyden of Oregon will hold a press conference at noon to press for a Senate rules change requiring all Cabinet nominees to submit three years of their tax returns to the panel charged with reviewing their qualifications for the top Trump administration posts.”

Debby, Ron, and Patty, you ignorant slush.

You shovelers of slushy bullcrap.

You have questions for my people? I have questions for you.

Where the heck does this crap you are shoveling come from? From Pelosi? From Obama? From Hillary? From some foreign trillionaire, who maybe has you in their pocket?

When you read your “profound” statement on the air, calling for these stinking propaganda techniques—where you suddenly want my people to “produce” their taxes for the past three years—why did you sound exactly like you’ve never seen the statement before? Why did you sound like you had no idea what it even meant?

I have questions for YOU. How about you release YOUR tax returns? How many illegal deals have you engaged in this year, if any? Do you beat your dog? Do you use drugs? Do your kids have facial tattoos or belong to street gangs? How many deer have you killed, if any? Why don’t you go public with those personal secrets of yours?

How about taking a blood and urine test, for drugs, STDS, and general toxicology?

No? None of the above?

Why not?

What do you know and when did you know it?

Did you play any part in any terrorist activities in the United States of America?

Do you have knowledge of voter fraud by any Democrats?

Have you ever engaged in illicit play with a moose or platypus?

Where do YOU get off apparently accusing my people of EVERYthing your side has been accused of doing for the last eight years under one of the most secretive and crony-playing Presidents in history.

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And a liar on top of all that; oh, wait, I almost forgot—you did get to keep your doctor and your plan, didn’t you! Because you excluded your royal selves from Obamacare and other tortures that we common serfs have to endure.

Just where the Heck (or blazes) do you get off saying, that my people are, “wealthy insiders and extremists that would only help strengthen special interests’ grip on Washington.”

That’s exactly what you and your liar-in-chief have done for the past eight years.

Guess what, Debby, Ron, and Paddy? We are wise to your lies.


We ditched the witch!

And Ding, Dong, Washington Elitists—could it be that you and your Democrat Party Hardliners are next in line on the big sliding board to nowhere?

“Tax returns?” We ain’t got no tax returns. We don’t need no tax returns. We don’t have to show you any stinking tax returns!

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Jeffrey A. Friedberg -- Bio and Archives | Comments

Jeffrey A. Friedberg is an American, a former, Big City, licensed private detective, who operated his own detective agency out of Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware, and has worked in other east coast states of America. He has also been an undercover anti-crime operative, a DOD-cleared security provider, a nuclear plant security clearance investigator, and an Internet website optimizer and promoter. He earned a BA degree by majoring in English Literature, with a minor in Sociology. Also, at Temple University, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, he studied: infrastructure of the Kuomintang, the Yakusa, counter-insurgency, Soviet and Nazi propaganda techniques, Shoto-Kan Karate (under Teryuki Okazaki), Judo, and other matters. His favorite beer is Canadian, Moose Head. Drawing on his investigative experience, Friedberg has made himself the author of seven paranormal and satirical political thriller books on Amazon.

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