When a Journalism Graduate Describes The Mouth of a President as a “Face Hole”

Only a high-flying arrogant, ‘graduate of Fake News journalism’, would try flipping the well-hidden-until-lately, tragic mental decline of former president Joe Biden over to President Donald Trump.

But that’s exactly what USA Today senior columnist Rex Huppke tried to do in a story featured on today’s Drudge Report.

Displaying zero journalist objectivity, Huppke referred to the president’s mouth as his “face hole.”

“As News coverage tends to trim Trump’s voluminous prattling into digestible sound bites that sound vaguely sane. But if we care about a president’s lack of mental acuity – and I’ve been told by many that we do – it’s worth sticking your head in the high-pressure stream of nonsense that shoots out every time Trump opens his face hole.(USA Today, July 8, 2025)

“Trump's head, based on his overseas babbling, is 90% conspiracy theories and 10% brain cells.”

"'Trump's mental decline is on vivid display as he rages about Epstein, windmills’"-(Rex Huppke, USA Today, July 8, 2025)

Here’s betting that foul-mouthed Rex Huppke didn’t learn that type of ‘reporting’ from his 2-year, (1995-1997) stint at the University of Missouri-Columbia, where he received his Master’s degree in journalism.

“It was nice of Donald Trump to travel to Scotland and show our European allies firsthand that the United States is led by a self-absorbed and deeply weird man in obvious mental decline”, Huppke spewed from HIS “face hole”. (Huppke, USA Today)

No mention in his screed that scores of Scotland citizens lined roadsides to cheer the arrival of Trump to the ancestral home of his mother, Mary Anne MacLeod.

“Over the span of a weekend, the U.S. president’s addled brain raced about like a dull-witted Labrador attempting to outsmart squirrels. He went on lengthy diatribes about windmills. He ranted about the ungratefulness of starving children. He forayed into nonsensical conspiracy theories regarding the Jeffrey Epstein scandal consuming his administration, while laughably saying upon arriving in Scotland on July 25: “I’m not focused on conspiracy theories.” (Huppke, USA Today)

“Coverage of Trump's Scotland trip doesn't show the extent of his rambling

The trip was largely a taxpayer-funded chance for the grifter in chief to promote his Scottish golf properties, which in the realm of “things Trump can do that no other president would ever get away with” barely registers as a blip.

“It was also a chance for him to talk “deals” with the European Union and the United Kingdom, with a “deal” being something resulting in trade tariffs that will negatively impact American consumers.

“Or as Trump likes to call it, “Winning.”

Huppke seems to have his fashionable BVDs in a twist about the president being “laser-focused on the scourge of windmills”.

“Trump shows he's laser-focused on the scourge of windmills. (Huppke, USA Today)

“On July 25, Trump deplaned in Scotland and immediately showed reporters he was armed with weapons-grade non sequiturs.

“This immigration is killing Europe,” he said, racistly. “And the other thing, stop the windmills killing the beauty of your countries.”

“Racistly”? Come, come, Mr. Huppke, your global warming bias is showing.

“Two days later, he sat with European Commission chief Ursula von der Leyen, who looked like she would love to be elsewhere, and uncorked this: “And the other thing I say to Europe, we will not allow a windmill to be built in the United States, they’re killing us. They’re killing the beauty of our scenery, our valleys, our beautiful plains. And I’m not talking about airplanes, I’m talking about beautiful plains, beautiful areas of the United States, and you look up and you see windmills all over the place, it’s a horrible thing. It's the most expensive form of energy; it’s no good.(Huppke, USA Today)

“They’re made in China, almost all of them. When they start to rust and rot in eight years, you can’t really turn them off, you can’t bury them, they won't let you. But the propellers, the props, because they’re a certain type of fiber that doesn’t go well with the land, that’s what they say. The environmentalists say you can’t bury them because the fiber doesn’t go well with the land; in other words, if you bury it, it will harm our soil. The whole thing is a con job.”

“OK. That was a thing nobody asked for. It’s also filled with lies – wind isn’t the most expensive form of energy, and windmills last far longer than eight years. But who would expect honesty from someone rambling like that?

“And Trump wasn’t done with windmills. On July 28, during his meeting with UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer, the president said: “It destroys the beauty of your fields, your plains, and your waterways, and look out there – there's no windmills. But if you look in another direction, you see windmills.” (Huppke, USA Today)

“Are the windmills in the room with us right now, Mr. President?”

“Epstein, Epstein, Epstein. Trump can't stop talking about the scandal.

“Trump’s mental dullness led him to keep talking about the Epstein scandal he wants everyone to stop talking about, effectively telling the world the Epstein stuff is “not a big thing,” but probably involves former Democratic President Bill Clinton and a former president of Harvard University and “hedge fund guys” and was probably made up by Democrats who probably put fake stuff in the Epstein files but then, I guess, didn’t use any damning information against Trump before the election.

“He also gave a third explanation for why he stopped being friends with Epstein and said of the convicted sex offender’s notorious island: “I never had the privilege of going to his island."

“The privilege? Spoken like a man whose mind has turned to mush."

Seems that the humor went straight over the head of ‘seasoned journalist’ Rex Huppke.

"So nice of Trump to share his cognitive decline with the world.” (Huppke, USA Today)

Following his bio on Wiki Biography is Rex Huppke’s Physical Appearance, Height, and Weight:

“Rex Huppke has a nice-looking physical appearance. He is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. The weight of Rex’s body is around 79 kg. Rex has beautiful eyes as well as hair. He has an amazing personality. Rex Huppke is dashing, talented, smart, and pleasing. Rex has a charming face with a cute smile. He wears decent clothes.

2. How old is Rex Huppke? --Not Known.

3. Who is Rex Huppke’s wife? --“Not Known”.

So there you have it. All the important things you needed to know about “cute smile” Rex Huppke, the ‘journalist’.